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Welcome to our Online Store. Here you can purchase the various books currently in print and available for distribution. Orders are shipped within 3 business days. $5.00 for shipping will be added to all online orders. For details on any of the titles listed here, please visit our Books Page. Available Titles: _____________________________________________________ $12.00 CDN 45 Pages Naked Shall I Return A frank and honest look at pain, separation and grief, this book is a collection of 26 poems and reflections. At times satirical, at times dark, and at all times honest, this collection gives those who have gone through hard times the realization they are not alone. _____________________________________________________ $19.95 CDN 200 Pages How to Fake Romance (When your Love is Real) This book speaks directly to men at all ages and places in relationships. It presents a wide variety of interesting and unique ways that a man can continue to bring the excitement back into his love life. Why read all that mush and fluff on romance and relationships when you can quickly and easily fake it well enough to fool your lover, her friends, her family... and perhaps even yourself? ___________________________________________________ Upcoming Titles: www.TortoiseKiller.com